Welcome back to Ogle Madness VIII! The second round starts today. This week's games will be 100% MJim Inhofe free. He performed as well as the Big 12. If you'd like to see the complete results of the first round of games, you can find them here.
Today's games feature a whopping three local TV meteorologists. Analysts have dubbed it "The Region of Wrong." Here are the matchups:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (9) 107.7 The Franchise
(4) Mike Gundy vs (5) David Payne
(3) The Ogle Brothers vs (6) Marijuana
(2) Gary England vs (7) The Blue House
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(1) Emily Sutton vs (9) 107.7 The Franchise
(1) Emily Sutton
Round 1: Defeated Scott from Scott's Motor Cars
Who she is: You know who she is, don't you? Of course you do, creepy internet guy.
Strengths: Still being able to get ridiculously excited about our daily earthquakes.
Weaknesses: Bladder control.
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(9) 107.7 The Franchise
Round 1: Defeated The Sports Animal
Who they are: Sports radio station featuring all the best Sports Animal rejects
Strengths: They're 100% Eschbach-free.
Weaknesses: The ratings.
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(4) Mike Gundy vs (5) David Payne
(4) Mike Gundy
Round 1: Defeated Scott Pruitt
Who he is: 47 (!) year old man
Strengths: Hates Jim Traber
Weaknesses:
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(5) David Payne:
Round 1: Defeated Joe Exotic
Who he is: The guy yelling at you during severe weather who isn't Mike Morgan.
Strengths: His sweetass wardrobe:
Weaknesses: Lord Gary doesn't like him.
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(3) The Ogle Brothers vs. (6) Marijuana
(3) The Ogle Brothers
Round 1: Defeated The Oklahoma Furries
Who they are: Giant newsreaders
Strengths: Their last name ensures they will work in this town forever
Weaknesses: Inflicted things like "My Two Cents" and "The Rant" on an unsuspecting Oklahoma City.
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(6) Marijuana
Round 1: Defeated Josh Cockroft
What it is: Excellent medicinal product, or the cause of most of society's problems, depending on who you ask. Either way, a helluva good time.
Strengths: Do you ever think about, like, just how huge the universe is? You know what I mean, man? Do you ever just stop to marvel at that?
Weaknesses: Drives prohibitionists to say ridiculously silly things like this.
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(2) Gary England vs (7) The Blue House
(2) Gary England
Round 1: Defeated Sally Kern
Who He is: Weather deity.
Strengths: Too many to list.
Weaknesses: Somehow has never won Ogle Madness. You have all failed him.
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(7) The Blue House
Round 1: Defeated James Lankford
What it is: Location of seriously sketchy but kind of sexy dealings between members of our government.
Strengths: Got the typically dry Journal Record to publish an article called "Sex and Sabatoge."
Weaknesses: Blue is a terrible color for a house.
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