Happy Friday, everybody. I hope you're all enjoying the second day of the NCAA tournament. In the meantime, here's your recap of the first round of Ogle Madness. Yes, the first round is just as finished as the Big 12's bragging rights. At the rate this is going, by the time you read this Kansas will be losing and OU and OSU will be getting ready to catch a plane.
Come back next Monday for the second round of games. Here's what happened this week.
Northeast Region, Upper Bracket
This section of the bracket went without any upsets. Joe Exotic made a valiant effort run at the upset, but couldn't pull it off.
(1) Emily Sutton defeated (16) Scott from Scott's Motor Cars: 479 - 99
(9) 107.7 The Franchise defeated (8) The Sports Animal: 341 - 257
(4) Mike Gundy defeated (13) Scott Pruitt: 471 - 125
(5) David Payne defeated (12) Joe Exotic: 308 - 266
Northeast Region, Lower Bracket
This part of the bracket saw the demise of three of Oklahoma's worst politicians, and the Ogle Brothers holding off the Furries in a spirited contest.
(6) Marijuana defeated (11) Josh Cockroft: 440 - 80
(3) Ogle Brothers defeated (14) Oklahoma Furries: 274 - 240
(7) The Blue House defeated (10) James Lankford: 343 - 132
(2) Gary England defeated (15) Sally Kern: 431 - 53
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Jack White's Guacamole sneaked out a victory over the Hipster Food Foragers, but the real news was Sir John Michael's annihilation of The Judicial Branch. Lots of people think he can make a deep run the tournament, and he's off to a good start.
(1) Kevin Durant defeated (16) KFOR Social Media Bandit: 505 - 69
(9) Lawton Rappers defeated (8) Street Outlaws: 394 - 177
(4) Sir John Michael defeated (13) The Judicial Branch: 427 -138
(5) Jack White's Guacamole defeated (12) Hipster Food Foragers: 288 - 245
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Maybe I'm just a Steve Shaw fanboy, but I thought he'd have a better showing against Miss State Fair. Expect an extremely intense news expose on the 400 of you that dared vote against him
(6) Miss State Fair defeated (11) Steve Shaw: 400 - 205
(3) Olivia Munn defeated (14) OKC Magic Club: 391 -169
(10) Katy Weaver defeated (7) New Wayne Coyne: 327 - 171
(2) Garth Brooks defeated (15) Chris Landsberger: 361 - 145
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Southeast Region, Upper Bracket
How much has Aaron Tuttle worn out his very spray-tanned welcome around these parts? He managed to lose a head-to-head battle with everyone's favorite Fallin daughter. Joleen Chaney had a very strong showing here; could this be the start of her first ever Ogle Madness championship?
(1) Joleen Chaney defeated (16) Discriminated White Girl from Ada: 632 - 154
(9) The Dry Slot defeated (8) Jim Gardner: 429 - 354
(4) Hipster Boo Boo defeated (13) Aaron Tuttle: 419 - 326
(5) Marla Morgan defeated (12) Emily Sutton's Fiance: 531 - 236
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Southeast Region, Lower Bracket
This part of our bracket featured our biggest upset of the first round. The Red Dog Cafe Chef comes to work every day, ignoring the warnings that you might get an STD just walking in the front door, and just by-god does his job. You all rewarded him for it by giving him a famous victory over Blake Shelton.
(6) Lake Hefner Goats defeated (11) Lake Hefner Frackers: 488 - 125
(3) Bob Stoops defeated (14) Jim Inhofe: 467 - 127
(10) Regular Jim Traber defeated (7) Mama Bear: 325 - 257
(15) Red Dog Cafe Chef defeated (2) Blake Shelton: 304 - 277
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Lacey Swope kicked off her title defense with a surprisingly (relatively) close win, and Steven Adams had a strong showing against Oklahoma City's worst suburb.
(1) Lacey Swope defeated (16) Emily Sutton's Okie: 391 - 238
(9) Abigail Ogle defeated (8) Dean Blevins: 452 - 165
(4) Steven Adams defeated (13) Bethany: 542 - 77
(5) Oklahoma Hoodie Wearer defeated (12) Video Vigilante: 401 - 204
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(11) Joe Dorman defeated (6) Mary Fallin's Gold Bust: 261 - 68
(3) Mayor Mick defeated (14) Derpy Dan Fisher: 293 - 40
(7) Linda Cavanaugh defeated (10) Jenni Carlson: 244 - 85
(2) Russell Westbrook defeated (15) Yellow Lamborghini Driver: 289 - 44
