Hey all, it's time for today's Ogle Madness afternoon matchups. If you didn't vote this morning, be sure to go do that. The afternoon games feature one loudmouth sports talkshow host, one loudmouth politician, and two things from Lake Hefner. I wonder if the lighthouse is jealous?
(6) Lake Hefner Goats vs (11) Lake Hefner Frackers
(3) Bob Stoops vs (14) Jim Inhofe
(7) Mama Bear vs (10) Regular Jim Traber
(2) Blake Shelton vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
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(6) Lake Hefner Goats vs (11) Lake Hefner Frackers
(6) Lake Hefner Goats
Who they are: Oklahoma City's most modern lawnmowers
Strengths: Saves on gas.
Weaknesses: Have you ever met a goat? Those sons of bitches are mean as hell. Zero social skills.
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(11) Lake Hefner Frackers
Who they are: The living embodiment of everything anti-frackers have been warning about
Strengths: A complete disregard for the serenity of homeowners or park-goers
Weaknesses: So bad at PR an oil and gas company actually lost the media war in the state of Oklahoma
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(3) Bob Stoops vs (14) Jim Inhofe
(3) Bob Stoops
Who he is: A once great coach determined to recapture the glory days, like something out of a terrible movie
Strengths: No matter what, he seems to just get paid more and more
Weaknesses: Clock management. Re-punting.
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(14) Jim Inhofe
Who he is: An idiot. A huge idiot. No seriously, the man is an idiot.
Strengths: Really good at killing tagged doves that get released out of boxes
Weaknesses: Not good at landing planes.
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(7) Mama Bear vs (10) Regular Jim Traber
(7) Mama Bear
Who she is: Slut-shaming (former) superintendent of Noble Schools
Strengths: Lots of puritanical church schools around this state will probably hire her.
Weaknesses: Needs to find a masculine word equivalent to "skank" so that she can properly humiliate the boys hahahaha just kidding that will never happen
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(10) Regular Jim Traber
Who he is: A horrible dinosaur of a man working in a dying industry
Strengths: Most famous catfish victim in the history of Oklahoma
Weaknesses Short, fat, little hands.
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(2) Blake Shelton vs (15) The Red Dog Cafe Chef
(2) Blake Shelton
Who he is: Adam Levine-annoying country singer and reality show judge
Strengths: Sings cool vintage Okie commercials
Weaknesses: His taste in pizza
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(15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
Who he is: The genius behind one of the best burgers in Oklahoma City
Strengths: Satisfying Louis Fowler
Weaknesses: Keeping frozen shrimp in stock
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