Okay, it's time for the rest of the Midwest region. I'm actually writing this intro Monday afternoon, and SON OF A BITCH I just read Serge Ibaka needs surgery, so hopefully nothing else horrible has happened to the Thunder on the injury front. Is there any way we can blame PJ Carliesemo for these injury problems? I'm almost expecting to see Robert Swift suiting up again soon.
To help you soothe the wounds, do your civic duty and vote in Ogle Madness. Your afternoon match-ups are:
(6) Miss State Fair vs (11) Steve Shaw (3) Olivia Munn vs (14) OKC Magic Club (7) New Wayne Coyne vs (10) Katy Weaver (2) Garth Brooks vs (15) Chris Landsberger
(6) Miss State Fair vs (11) Steve Shaw
(6) Miss State Fair
Who she is: 2014 State Fair Photo Contest winner
Strengths: The sort of "Who-gives-a-fuck" self-confidence we could all only dream of.
Weaknesses: LOL doesn't she know fanny packs went out of style months ago!? What is she thinking?
(11) Steve Shaw
Who he is: Channel 9's attempt to replicate Ron Burgandy.
Strengths: An unparalleled ability to raise one eyebrow at a time in an attempt to show gravitas.
Weaknesses: Can't handle 5 to 8-inches.
(3) Olivia Munn vs (14) OKC Magic Club
(3) Olivia Munn
Who she is: The actress with even more creepy internet stalkers than Felicia Day.
Strengths: She bagged a better QB than Gisele did...