There's finally some good news to report from the OU campus.
President David Boren announced earlier this week that he's named severe weather savior Gary England as the university's new Consulting Meteorologist-in-Residence. I have no clue what that means, but let's hope one of his first job duties is to destroy the SAE house with lightning, hail and isolated mini-grinders.
Via OU:
Currently collaborating with the University of Oklahoma on an upcoming educational opportunity, Oklahoma’s own Gary England has been named OU’s Consulting Meteorologist-in-Residence. The appointment was announced by OU President David L. Boren at the March meeting of the OU Board of Regents. England’s appointment is effective February 1.
That's just the coolest thing ever. Gary is kind of like the pizza, cocaine and cowbell of weather deities; you always want more.