As you know, state senator Don Barrington recently proposed a bill that would make wearing a hood to "intentionally conceal [one's] identity in a public place"-- as the proposed law broadly states-- punishable by a fine of up to $500.
The media has latched onto the story – this site included – and essentially named it the "No Hoodie Bill." It got me thinking that if we're going to make it illegal to wear hoodies, then we should ban other articles of clothing, too. Here are a few possible amendments to help Barrington out in his quest to eliminate warm, comfortable clothing: