The guy pictured above with a garage door opener in his pocket is BL Cozad. He's one of the premier cock trainers in Oklahoma and a friendly, terrifying reminder that everyone gets to vote.
Last week in a sweeps story spectacular, KFORwent deep within Derplahoma to tell us BL's sympathetic story of how an overreaching government is interfering with his God-given, constitutional right to make a living by forcing God's creatures to fight to the death gladiator-style for sport and show.