If you enjoy living in a constant state of irrational fear, hate most things that are different from you, and believe 100% in guilt by association, it's a great time to live in Oklahoma. You'll be accepted with open arms. Well, unless you're a Muslim or a terrorist. Based on what I've been hearing and reading in the local media, I think they are the same thing.
In a response to last week's sickening and widely publicized knife attack at Vaughn's Foods – and one man's really poor attempt at humor – a group of eight Christian legislators known as the "Counter Terrorism Caucus" decided to capitalize on the anti-Muslim hysteria gripping our state to inform us that one psycho's random act of workplace violence was obviously not an isolated event and is part of some vast Muslim conspiracy to kill Jesus loving Americans...