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7 things that Oklahomans love to steal…

11:04 AM EDT on September 16, 2014

Seattle SuperSonics owner Clay Bennett, right, arrives at the U.S. Courthouse in downtown Seattle to testify in the city’s trial against the team Tuesday, June 17, 2008. The six-day, no-jury trial in federal court will settle the final two years of the Sonics’ lease at KeyArena. Bennett has gained the NBA’s approval to move the…

Some people enjoy stealing... especially when they want something and they don't wanna pay for it. This is especially true in Oklahoma. In fact, this past weekend a comic friend of mine had his car stolen while he was at an open mic in Bricktown. How shitty is that? And yes, I'm referring to the car and not an open mic in Bricktown.

I'm not sure why people steal. I assume it depends on the person and their situation. Some steal for the rush, some steal because they are in need, some steal to afford an addiction, and some steal because their neighbor doesn't have a Wi-Fi password. Hey, if you're not going to protect it, I'm going to use it. I guess that's not really stealing, is it?