As we've documented many times on this site over the years, the Facebook pages of local TV news channels are some of the darkest, scariest, and most terrifying places on the internet. All it takes is one "What do you think?" to realize that every other person online is either a racist, bigot, or doesn't understand the basic rules of capitalization and punctuation.
Occasionally, though, something out there happens to restore the small sliver of hope we have in humanity. That was the case yesterday on Channel 5. They posted a story on Facebook, and as Social Media Bandits like to do, they included a question:
