The only thing Oklahomans love more than greasy awful music is greasy awful food. Blake Shelton is bringing both to home with the launch of his new line of Pizza Hut BBQ pizzas. They come in three styles: Blake's Smokehouse BBQ, Honey BBQ Chicken and Hawaiian BBQ. They also have a secret sauce you can ask for called "Fuck my life, I'm ordering a BBQ pizza at Pizza Hut."
Seriously, BBQ pizza? That's one of life's great travesties. Just typing the words BBQ and Pizza makes me want the to throw up like a TV news anchor after a small meal.