Lorde had the number 1 song for November 2013. When a 17-year-old writes a song condemning the excessive and vapid nature of the world in which we now live, might be time to take a look at our priorities. I was at Starbucks, because I had a gift card, and a super cute girl and her friend were yammering on and then I heard "Royals." It was one of their ringtones. She pulled her blinged out iPhone from her Michael Kors bag and said a series of "Uh-huhs" and "No ways" into her phone. She ended her call and said, "I love my ringtone. That song is like, saying, like such good things." then these two guardians of our future spent $20 on two cups of coffee. America. We're great!
Anyway, if that paragraph didn't make your weird Monday morning at work more depressing, take a look at the best post from 30 days ago: