May of 2013 was the month Will Smith and his son decided to show the world that taking a once promising director, nepotism and a 130 million dollar budget just to watch the brother of the girl who sang "Whip my Hair" traipse around a CGI Earth for 100 minutes is a great way to waste 130 million dollars. Well, not "great" but a way. Alfonso Ribiero had to secretly be super happy about that movie tanking. He and Uncle Phil had a good laugh about that until their break was over. My cold cut combo isn't gonna make itself, Carlton!
May also precedes June, unless you're the Lost Ogle and Joel someone screws something up. That guy. So here's a look at last week's "Best of" posts. Sans May.