Remember last February when those horrible "Harlem Shake" videos made the rounds? Well those dumb videos helped make it the number one song for February 2013. This means anyone alive when that happened has no right whatsoever to ever, in any way, tell their grandchildren "Things were better in my day! We didn't do dumb things like you idiot kids today!" You can never say that. Ever. We deserve what we get.
Don't forget to vote for your favorite TLO story. Yesterday it was the "Emily Sutton Bikini Pic" story. This was before we ruined your day and told you she's dating a fireman. Yeah. Like you're not being an actual hero was the only thing standing between you and E. Sutt. Well, jokes on her because while I may not be a hero in any sense of the word I've seen Backdraft 23 times and have "accidentally" started more fires than her fella has put out. So, y'know. That.