Over the weekend, KFOR's Emily Sutton and Scott Hines went to Twitter and Facebook and promised a "special announcement" for this Monday's morning show.
Obviously, these updates got the attention of Emily's creepy followers. Instead of writing a blog posting about the news, they commented directly on Emily Sutton's Facebook page. Most assumed that Emily and Scott were getting engaged.
Here are a few of them:
There's no need to curl up in the corner of your office and repeatedly mumble "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike!"........yet. Everything is okay...kind of. With 100% confidence, we can say that Emily and Scott are not engaged. We know this because:
A) On Friday, KFOR Channel 4 "accidentally" posted a story that Emily and Scott were in Arizona volunteering for a triathlon. This will guarantee them a spot in next year's Ironman where they hope to raise funds for a local non-profit.
B) Emily Sutton is not exactly Scott Hines type.
C) Emily responded to the creepy comments with the following post:
Okay, now it's cool to go huddle in that corner. While you do that, I'm going to climb to the top of the Devon Tower and eat at Vast. That will put me out of my misery.
Seriously, Emily Sutton has a boyfriend. And not only that, but he's a serious one. I wonder what that means? Do they hold hands, share smiles, and fall asleep while watching Netflix together like other serious couples, or is he just too serious?
"Sweetie, look at the beautiful cumulostratus clouds forming on the horizon! Lets sing the weather song and think about puppies!"
"Please don't bother me right now. I'm balancing my checkbook."
I guess we'll be good sports and congratulate Emily Sutton for getting a serious boyfriend. Unless, of course, the serious boyfriend is either Aaron Tuttle and /or drives a Dominator. If that's the case, I really am going to eat at Vast.