Football season is a mere days away, and along with my overwhelming sense of excitement also comes a tinge of anxiety. Here I am, a few years out of college, and I just realized that I have no idea how functional adults (who don't live within a thirty-mile radius of Norman or Stillwater) properly tailgate.
To prepare myself and any of you fine Ogle Moles who are also in this awkward, transitional phase, here are some guidelines for the fantastic twelve-hour daytime ragers known as home football games. Although I'm sure I'll be participating in at least half of these over the course of OU's (inevitably disappointing) season, at least this tells the world that my head's in a healthy and mature place--well, at least while sitting in my cubicle in Tulsa. Check them out after the jump.