I'm kind of back! I decided to not talk about things I know little about (sports) and not burn bridges I've yet to cross in a market that refuses to hire me (radio), but here I am writing something that Patrick will likely screw up and rewrite.
I know a lot about douchebags. You tend to gain a working knowledge of such things if you've ever been to a night club, or talked to any of the guys my ex-girlfriends have left me for. It's not something I'm glad I know, but I know it.
Here are your nominees: