A few weeks back, Christina Fallin celebrated her birthday with a little get-together at the Governor's Mansion. We know this because an Ogle Mole recently sent us pics from the event on Instagram.
Out of all the photos, this was my favorite. Not only does it show Wayne Coyne and his homewrecking girlfriend (she's the one with the green bracelet thing to Wayne's left), but it aptly summarizes Christina's personality:
Yes, Christina Fallin is such a self-absorbed narcissist that she made all of her friends dye their hair pink for her birthday party. Imagine how demeaning that must have been. I have shiny gray hair (Hey ladies!), and if I asked my friends to color their mullets gray for my birthday, I really hope one of them would punch me in the face. That's what we did to Spencer when he handed us those "Ginger for a Day" packets last Monday at Juniors.
Of course, there's always a possibility that her friends are brown-nosing ass-kissers and dyed their hair as some sort of tribute. That wouldn't be a surprise. There's also an off-chance that Wayne Coyne brought the pink hair dye so that he could be the center of attention for a few minutes. He loves attention more than sex, drugs, weird music, robots, big hands, blood, hamster balls, dead birds, vaginas and Santa Claus combined.
Anyway, Tulsa Urban weekly recently profiled Christina in their March 27th issue. Instead of exposing her as an entitled attention-crazed wannabe hipster , Tulsa Urban Weekly reporter Nicci Atchley painted her as some sort of anti-rebellious, carefree, renaissance woman hero.