Here's your match up for this morning!
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) Louis CK Bombing Jokes
(8) Thunder Girls vs. (9) Barons Ice Girls
(4) Mike Gundy vs. (13) Vanity Perkins
(5) Blake Griffin vs. (12) Lucy Sparkles
So start your Friday eve off right and vote then when you hang with KD tomorrow night you can tell him you voted for him. He won't care, but at least you can tell him about it.
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) Louis CK Bombing Jokes
(1) Kevin Durant
Conference: Oklahoma City Thunder Superstars
Who He Is: Forward for the OKC Thunder; One of the biggest names in the NBA.
Biggest Strengths: Is to basketball what The Lost Ogle is to Obscure Local Social Blogs.
Biggest Weaknesses: Thunderstruck is to movies as The Lost Ogle is to Ryan Tate's ego.
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(16) Louis CK Bombing Jokes
Conference: Things Blown out of Proportion
What It Is: A Joke Louis CK made six years ago.
Biggest Strengths: I didn't tell that joke.
Biggest Weaknesses: He probably shouldn't have either, but he apologized
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(8) Thunder Girls vs. (9) Barons Ice Girls
(8) Thunder Girls
Conference: Dancing Hot Girls From The NBA
Who they are: Giggly Hot Girls Who Probably Don't Want to take a Picture With You
Biggest Strengths: Their awesome personalities. I'm kidding. It's their assets *wink*.
Biggest Weaknesses: You don't get one with the price of a season ticket.
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(9) Barons Ice Girls
Conference: Things I Didn't Know/Care Exist
Who they are: Hockey cheerleaders?
Biggest Strengths: Don't have to deal with the rigorous schedule of an NBA cheerleader or a sold out arena full of screaming fans.
Biggest Weaknesses: You get two with the price of a season ticket.
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(4) Mike Gundy vs. (13) Vanity Perkins
(4) Mike Gundy
Conference: OSU Cowboys Coaches Who Scream at Jenni Carlson
Who He Is: OSU Head Football Coach
Biggest Strengths: Getting OSU further than they've been in a long time.
Biggest Weaknesses: Secretly hates the color orange and mustachioed, big headed, cowboys.
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(13) Vanity Perkins
Conference: NBA Wives
Who She Is: Wife of OKC Thunder big man Kendrick Perkins
Biggest Strengths: Tells the truth about Edmond
Biggest Weaknesses: Not the best person to take to a nail salon.
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(5) Blake Griffin vs. (12) Lucy Sparkles
(5) Blake Griffin
Conference: NBA Basketball Players from Oklahoma City
Who he is: NBA Slam Dunk Champ and All-Star
Biggest Strengths: Dunking and starring in commercials
Biggest Weaknesses: Playing any form of defense.
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(12) Lucy Sparkles
Conference: Coyote Grub
Who It Is: Lost Kangaroo
Biggest Strengths: Hopping.
Biggest Weaknesses: Not hopping fast enough.
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