Well, this is some terrible news. We have learned through the Ogle Mole Network that Joleen Chaney has a new boyfriend. Here's a picture of the happy couple:
Ugh, that's depressing. We all knew Joleen Chaney would go out and find another boyfriend after dumping the Pharma guy, but who knew she'd set her standards so low. I feel like I'm watching my own burial. I'd need to play some Sara McLaughlin dog commercials to cheer me up.