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Mailbag: Haunted houses to visit when dating a girl with big boobs

2:00 PM EDT on October 5, 2012

Welcome back to the Friday mailbag!

This edition is sponsored by Patricia's Gift Shop. Thanks to their sponsorship, I've received about 50 emails this week from Royce Young over at Daily Thunder. I never would have thought it, but Royce is one sultry dude. Let me just say that the Zorro masks he wears during Thunder games is not from an old Halloween costume. I'd stay out of his basement if I were you.

Anyway, whoever sent us the best email this week will win a $25 gift card to Patricia's. The best email will be determined by our readers. Check out the emails and vote after the jump.

James asks:

Ogles -

I'm dating this chick. She's okay looking but has big boobs. She wants to go to haunted house, but with the one in Bricktown being closed, where do I take her. Please advise.