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Wayne and Michelle Coyne have separated…

12:04 PM EDT on August 20, 2012

I guess we know why Wayne Coyne no longer tweets naked pictures of his wife.

After a 25-year relationship, we've learned through the Ogle Mole Network that the first couple of Oklahoma City's creative class - Wayne and Michelle Coyne - have separated. The separation comes just weeks after they were honored as Urban Pioneers by the Plaza District.

The split is not that big of a surprise to those who are close to the couple. Apparently, the two have had their problems over the past couple of years. Those problems have stemmed from Wayne's transformation from a fun-loving, goofy creative genius who writes and performs psychedelic pop songs into a sex-obsessed creepy old man who hunts down 21-year-old groupies in the Oklahoma City bar scene.

The final straw came when Wayne allegedly got seriously involved with a young bosomy girl he met at the OKC hipster hive known as Kamp's. The girl's name is Katy or Easy or Homewrecker or something like that. I guess Wayne really likes the chick, but it didn't prevent him from performing an obviously sad and sappy relationship song for Michelle on The Colbert Report last week: