Sure I'm your resident Tulsa pundit, but when certain subjects pop up at TLO, my expertise outshines that of my fellow contributors. These topics include primetime programming, making Irish Exits out of parties, competitive Pinteresting (never mind, Clark Matthews has me beat), and the sweet, suite life of a college co-ed.
Less than one calendar year ago, I was one of these said sorority girls ("srat" as we called it). Now, I'm just a conventional twentysomething who writes for an obscure, local, social blog every Monday during my lunch break. I long for the days when drinking beer straight from the pitcher was acceptable, and even encouraged. I miss date parties. I really, really miss the Lambda Chi pledge class of 2007--they rolled up everywhere in an entourage, and there was not one of them below a seven on a hotness scale from zero to Channing Tatum.