There are few things in the world more deviously satisfying than seeing an arrogant, holier-than-thou asshole get their comeuppance. This is precisely why I'm patiently awaiting the day that an illegal housekeeper introduces her lovechild with Newt Gingrich to the world via Us Weekly. Anyways, it's probably not cool or ethically sound to rejoice in someone else's misfortune, but the Lost Ogle has never been known for its pristine moral compass.
This week's Tulsa-centric douche of the week is none other than Richard Roberts, son of Oral Roberts and former president of Oral Roberts University. After consuming a few too many holy spirits, Roberts was arrested in South Tulsa for speeding and failing two field sobriety tests. I wonder if he called the owner of Hobby Lobby for bail.