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11 publicity stunts to make Hanson relevant again

7:00 AM EDT on October 25, 2011

For those of you with a few bones in the bank, the 7,000+ square foot dream home of the Hanson family will be up for auction next week.

Located in Mounds, this ranch style house is centered on 120 acres of pure wooded privacy. With six bedrooms, a swimming pool, barn, guest house, pond, and a custom recording studio, all you need are a couple of porn stars and a bag of coke to turn your Dirk Diggler dreams into reality. Only the great P.T. Anderson and "God Only Knows" on a film soundtrack could make a washed-up porn star picnic look like a blast. Yep, I watched Boogie Nights yesterday and it left me mildly intrigued.