
Two years ago, give or take, the Oklahoma City zoo shipped their two elephants, Asha and Chandra, off to the Tulsa Zoo. The purpose for this was two-fold: 1) To get the elephants out of dodge while their new habitat was being constructed, and 2) To get them knocked up.
Yes, like the parents of teenage girls headed to South Padre for spring break, the OKC Zoo was expecting their elephants to come back pregnant. The bull they hooked up with even had a douche-y name like a guy who would hang out at Padre--Sneezy.
