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Ogle Madness IV: Second Round, Midwest Region

8:01 PM EDT on March 22, 2011

Today we have have the games in the Midwest region.  This is my favorite region, but only because I'm still in it.

(1) Blake Griffin vs. (8) Patrick

(4) Thunder Girls vs. (5) Jesse Jane

(6) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Marisa

(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (7) Linda Cavanaugh

Cast your vote after the jump.  And in case you care, I once slam dunked over a Honda Civic.

(1) Blake Griffin vs. (8) Patrick

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About (1) Blake Griffin:

Conference: Superstar Basketball Players

Who he is: Soon to be NBA Rookie of the Year and Slam Dunk Champ

Biggest Strength: Dunking over Kias.

Biggest Weakness: Pink Halter Tops.

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About (8) Patrick

Conference: Lingerie Football Supporters

Who he is: Founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Lost Ogle

Biggest Strength: Shoulder rubs, romantics dinners and bubble baths.

Biggest Weakness: Bar fights.

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(4) Thunder Girls vs. (5) Jesse Jane

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About (4) Thunder Girls

Conference: Hot Girls

Who they are: Dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Wearing skimpy outfits.

Biggest Weakness: Returning our phone calls.

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About (5) Jesse Jane

Conference: Oklahoma Confederation of Adult Film Actresses

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: Representing Oklahoma.

Biggest Weakness: Once again, returning our phone calls.

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(6) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Marisa

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About (6) Bob Stoops:

Conference: Big 12 Champs

Who he is: Head coach of the University of Oklahoma Football team

Biggest Strength: Winning conference championships.

Biggest Weakness: Winning big games (post 2004).

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About (14) Marisa

Conference: Ogle Moles

Who she is: Contributing writer for The Lost Ogle

Biggest Strength: Using the phrase Gentle Readers and informing Oklahomans about stuff to do on the weekends.

Biggest Weakness: Whiskey.

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(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (7) Linda Cavanaugh

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About (2) Kristin Chenoweth

Conference: Former Ogle Madness Champions

Who she is: Actress, Author and Singer

Biggest Strength: Vocals, acting ability and breasts.

Biggest Weakness: Defending her Ogle Madness II Championship.

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About (7) Linda Cavanaugh

Conference: Old News Ladies

Who she is: Evening anchor for KFOR Channel 4

Biggest Strength: The ability to communicate subliminally with people through the television.

Biggest Weakness: Age.

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