12:01 AM EDT on March 22, 2011
Today we have have the games in the Midwest region. This is my favorite region, but only because I'm still in it.
(1) Blake Griffin vs. (8) Patrick
(4) Thunder Girls vs. (5) Jesse Jane
(6) Bob Stoops vs. (13) Marisa
(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (7) Linda Cavanaugh
Cast your vote after the jump. And in case you care, I once slam dunked over a Honda Civic.
About (1) Blake Griffin:
Conference: Superstar Basketball Players
Who he is: Soon to be NBA Rookie of the Year and Slam Dunk Champ
Biggest Strength: Dunking over Kias.
Biggest Weakness: Pink Halter Tops.
About (8) Patrick
Conference: Lingerie Football Supporters
Who he is: Founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Lost Ogle
Biggest Strength: Shoulder rubs, romantics dinners and bubble baths.
Biggest Weakness: Bar fights.
About (4) Thunder Girls
Conference: Hot Girls
Who they are: Dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Wearing skimpy outfits.
Biggest Weakness: Returning our phone calls.
About (5) Jesse Jane
Conference: Oklahoma Confederation of Adult Film Actresses
Who she is: Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Representing Oklahoma.
Biggest Weakness: Once again, returning our phone calls.
About (6) Bob Stoops:
Conference: Big 12 Champs
Who he is: Head coach of the University of Oklahoma Football team
Biggest Strength: Winning conference championships.
Biggest Weakness: Winning big games (post 2004).
About (14) Marisa
Conference: Ogle Moles
Who she is: Contributing writer for The Lost Ogle
Biggest Strength: Using the phrase Gentle Readers and informing Oklahomans about stuff to do on the weekends.
Biggest Weakness: Whiskey.
About (2) Kristin Chenoweth
Conference: Former Ogle Madness Champions
Who she is: Actress, Author and Singer
Biggest Strength: Vocals, acting ability and breasts.
Biggest Weakness: Defending her Ogle Madness II Championship.
About (7) Linda Cavanaugh
Conference: Old News Ladies
Who she is: Evening anchor for KFOR Channel 4
Biggest Strength: The ability to communicate subliminally with people through the television.
Biggest Weakness: Age.
Patrick is the founder, editor and publisher of The Lost Ogle.
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It's time to fan the meth smoke!
The former OKC newsman died at the age of 53.
She's doing her best to distract people's attention away from the issue.