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Ogle Madness IV: First Round, Midwest (Upper Bracket)

3:39 AM EST on March 9, 2011

Today we start action in the Midwest Region.  Here are today's participants:

(1) Blake Griffin vs. (16) Byron Mullens

(8) Patrick vs. (9) Mayor Mick

(4) Thunder Girls vs.  (13) Brian Maughn

(5) Jesse Jane vs. (12)  Janet Barresi

To break it down, we have an NBA superstar who can dunk versus an NBA bench warmer with a weird mustache, a supporter of lingerie football versus a detractor of lingerie football, girls who wear less than girls who play lingerie football versus an internet dater, and a porn star versus a soon to be school board dictator.  Should be fun.  Vote after the jump.

(1) Blake Griffin vs. (16) Byron Mullens

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About (1) Blake Griffin:

Conference: Superstar Basketball Players

Who he is: Soon to be NBA Rookie of the Year and Slam Dunk Champ

Biggest Strength: Dunking over Kias.

Biggest Weakness: Pink Halter Tops

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About (16) Byron Mullens:

Conference: Bad Thunder Players

Who he is: Bench warmer for the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Passing drinks and towels to teammates.

Biggest Weakness: Playing in games.

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(8) Patrick vs. (9) Mayor Mick

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About (8) Patrick

Conference: Lingerie Football Supporters

Who he is: Founder and Editor in Chief of The Lost Ogle

Biggest Strength: Shoulder rubs, romantics dinners and bubble baths.

Biggest Weakness: Bar fights.

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About (9) Mayor Mick

Conference: Lingerie Football Discriminators

Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City

Biggest Strength: Public Speaking.

Biggest Weakness: Handily defeating Steve Hunt in elections.

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(4) Thunder Girls vs.  (13) Brian Maughn

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About (4) Thunder Girls

Conference: Hot Girls

Who they are: Dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Wearing skimpy outfits.

Biggest Weakness: Returning our phone calls.

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About (13) Brian Maughan

Conference: Oklahoma Politicians

Who he is: Oklahoma County District 2 Commissioner

Biggest Strength: Meeting women on the internet.

Biggest Weakness: Taking them to Red Lobster.

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(5) Jesse Jane vs. (12)  Janet Barresi

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About (5) Jesse Jane

Conference: Oklahoma Confederation of Adult Film Actresses

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: Representing Oklahoma.

Biggest Weakness: Once again, returning our phone calls.

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About (12)  Janet Barresi:

Conference: Power mad bureaucrats

Who she is: Dictator of Public Schools

Biggest Strength: Being able to get good test scores out of hand selected academically gifted students.

Biggest Weakness: Respecting the value of education (i.e. suggesting someone whose degree is in Spanish is qualified to manage 1/3 of the State's appropriations budget.)

Blake Griffin
 
Byron Mullens
 
Patrick
 
Mayor Mick
 
Thunder Girls
 
Brian Maughn
 
Jesse Jane
 
Janet Barresi

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