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Ogle Madness IV: First Round, Northeast (Upper Bracket)

7:14 PM EST on March 7, 2011

So it begins!  Today we start the first round of Ogle Madness IV with match-ups coming from the upper half of the Northeast Region.

Before we get to today's games, here's a quick update on our contest.  We are extending the deadline to email your Ogle Madness pick to Midnight tonight.  Remember, if you correctly predict this year's champion you can win a $4,300 Body Sculpting Package from Body Trends Electrospa.  All you have do is email your selection to win the tournament to OgleMadness@gmail.com.  For complete rules, check out our post from Friday.

Anyway, here are today's match-ups.

(1) Gary England vs. (16) Crosstown Bridge
(8) Kings of Leon vs. (9) Al Eschbach

(4) Toby Keith vs. (13) The Autistic Diaper Bandit
(5) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (12) Tom Coburn

Read more about each contender and vote after jump.  Also, here are the brackets (Ogle Madness IV PDF) if you want to take another look.

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(1) Gary England vs. (16) Crosstown Bridge

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About Gary England:

Conference: Heroic Weather Deities

Who he is: Chief Meteorologist for KWTV Channel 9

Biggest Strength: Being able to not only control all weather events in Oklahoma, but keeping us advised while doing so.

Biggest Weakness: Losing Val on the gentner.

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About The Crosstown Bridge:

Conference: Deadly and Frightening Highways

What it is: Section of I-40 that runs by downtown Oklahoma City.

Biggest Strength: The ability to scare the living shit out of people.

Biggest Weakness: Providing a safe and enjoyable ride through central Oklahoma City.

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(8) Kings of Leon vs. (9) Al Eschbach

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About Kings of Leon

Conference: Respectable Oklahoma Musicians

Who they are: Superstar rock band with Oklahoma roots

Biggest Strength: Playing radio friendly yet somewhat respectable rock music.

Biggest Weakness: Use Somebody.

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About Al Eschbach

Conference: Midget Sports Talk Radio Hosts

Who he is: Sports Talk Host and OU super-homer for The Sports Animal

Biggest Strength: Being able to discuss any topic regarding University of Oklahoma athletics.

Biggest Weakness: Being able to discuss any topic regarding any other sporting topic.

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(4) Toby Keith vs. (13) The Autistic Diaper Bandit

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About Toby Keith

Conference: Redneck Country Music Legends

Who he is: Country Music Superstar

Biggest Strength: Being able to perform unoriginal country music about stereotypical redneck topics.

Biggest Weakness: Producing and acting in good movies.

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The Autistic Diaper Bandit

Conference: Disturbed weirdos

Who he is: 21 year old man man who posed as an autistic boy so that baby sitters would change his diaper.

Biggest Strength: The ability to impersonate Rainman.

Biggest Weakness: Getting aroused when a woman would change his diaper.

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(5) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (12) Tom Coburn

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About Ashlynn Brooke

Conference: Oklahoma Porn Stars

Who she is: Adult Film Actress

Biggest Strength: Uhm...her acting ability.

Biggest Weakness: Uhm...her acting ability.

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About Tom Coburn

Conference: Whacko Senators of Oklahoma

Who he is: United States Senator from Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Growing a beard and sticking to his misguided convictions.

Biggest Weakness: Logic and reason.

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