There are many sad things in life. There is war. There is hunger. There is even Rick Mitchell's radar. But none of those things are as sad as this next sentence. Liz Dueweke has a boyfriend and he works for Channel 4.
To be more specific, we have learned through The Ogle Mole network that the Channel 4 employee in question is reporter Adam Mertz. To make matters worse, we have been told that only reasons Liz moved to Oklahoma was to live with Adam. I guess that officially disproves Clark Matthews theory that she moved here to suck on Sooner Nuts with Lauren Richardson.