Avast ye hardies! Belay yer moanin', ye scurrvy sea dogs! Yer swarthy news talker, Jason Doyle, has a new wardrobe fer yer All Hallows' Eve! OETA and KTOK news reporter Jason Doyle took TLO's advice: "Seriously, though, to be Jason Doyle, just grow out a beard and then steal some kids uniform from Long John Silvers." Cap'n Jason opted for the traditional Jolly Roger pirate look over the ambiguously gay pirate look that Johnny Depp made so popular the last few years.