Every now and then, we like to do our readers a favor. This is one of those times. There's nothing worse than an absolutely terrible Halloween costume, so we're here to save you from yourself. Don't listen to your instincts, don't follow popular trends, but be sure to be sexy. That part's just for me, actually. There are many levels of terrible, but we don't expect you to achieve anything like our new homey in the pic above went for. Sure, he probably still got to go home with the stinkeye-giving hippie girl, but we're pretty sure she was drunk. And disappointed. So when you're smacking your head against your desk trying to think of ideas, just make it easy on yourself and go with one of The Lost Ogle's Halloween Costume Ideas. It's just that easy.
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