(edit. Missing Peace, Love and Thunderstanding? Or maybe you're just bored enough to read it anyway? Head over to Royce's regular home, DailyThunder.com, and check out Clark Matthews' latest on how the referee lockout could effect the team.)
Hey you guys! Did you know OU plays Texas this weekend in Dallas? To get ready for the big game, I think it's every Oklahoman's duty to properly refresh your knowledge of the extremely rich OU/Texas history. You don't want to go down to Dallas uniformed and unprepared, now do you? I know, I know. The Sooners have two losses and Texas is good and OU has no chance and blah blah blah. All that may be entirely true, but that doesn't mean Texas has stopped sucking massive elephant melons. So freshen up on your OU/Texas history and facts and get ready to hate. (Yes, I realize I've borrowed this idea from Bill Simmons who borrowed it from David Letterman. No need to point it out. And if you're an Oklahoma State fan, feel free to just move along or simply mention how you hate both schools.)