These pandas are sad that the first round of Ogle Madness is almost over. Maybe today's exciting West Region matchups can cheer them up. These games are being played at the Federal Correctional Institute in El Reno.
(6) Toby Keith vs. (11) Brandon Chatmon
(3) Kevin Durant vs. (14) Mike McCarville
(7) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (10) Andrew Speno
(2) Bob Stoops vs. (15) Wava from NuSound
Vote after the jump or the pandas will get you!
(6) Toby Keith vs. (11) Brandon Chatmon
About Toby Keith:
Conference: Ignorant Rednecks
Who he is: The star of Beer for my Horses
Biggest Strength: Standing on the Sooner football sideline and pretending to be anything other than an embarrassment to the program.
Biggest Weakness: Displaying any semblance of normal brain function.
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About Brandon Chatmon:
Conference: Dark Tower
Who he is: Creator of the second best video to ever run on NewsOK
Biggest Strength: Coming up with catch phrases
Biggest Weakness: Driving those catch phrases into the ground
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(3) Kevin Durant vs. (14) Mike McCarville
About Kevin Durant:
Conference: NBA in OKC
Who he is: Basketball Robot
Biggest Strength: Lighting up opposing defenses on a nightly basis.
Biggest Weakness: We'd say defending, but he generally goes up against the worst offensive player on the other team. So instead, we'll say showing a personality of any kind.
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About Mike McCarville:
Conference: Obscure Local Bloggers
Who he is: Former Radio Host at KTOK
Biggest Strength: Updating his blog on a regular basis
Biggest Weakness: He's a little bit too liberal for us
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(7) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (10) Andrew Speno
About Ashlynn Brooke:
Conference: Oklahoma Porn Stars
Who she is: The first Oklahoma Adult entertainer to grant TheLostOgle.com a Q&A
Biggest Strength: She Likes It Big #2, Double Play #5, Busty College Co-Eds P.O.V. #3
Biggest Weakness: Completing Q&A's
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About Andrew Speno:
Conference: Evening News Anchors
Who he is: The man who steals air time from Jaime Cerreta on the Fox Primetime News at nine.
Biggest Strength: Dressing up like himself for Halloween.
Biggest Weakness: Doing what it takes to keep Jaime Cerreta in town.
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(2) Bob Stoops vs. (15) Wava from NuSound
About Bob Stoops :
Conference: Football Coaches of Oklahoma
Who he is: One of the highest paid NCAA football coaches in the country
Biggest Strength: Guiding his team to Unicorn Bowl appearances
Biggest Weakness: Winning the Unicorn Bowl
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About Wava from Nu-Sound:
Conference: TV and Radio Spokesperson
Who she is: Spokeswomen for Nu-Sound
Biggest Strength: Speaking clearly to potential Nu-Sound customers in TV commercials
Biggest Weakness: Not putting these commercials on YouTube
