Today is Dave Morris' birthday. We are not sure how old Dave is, but to help celebrate we thought we'd publish this age-progressed image of what Dave will look like after about 20 more birthdays.
Anyway, I'm sure there will be a party somewhere tonight, and I bet that party will be at Café Nova. It's pretty much the place where all swanky douche bags celebrate their day of birth. So get out your Affliction shirts, fake Louis Vuitton sun glasses and hot wife and join the fun. We'll see you there.
p.s.- Just kidding...there is no way in hell that we'll be going to Café Nova.
ps.2.- We'll be following Dave on Twitter all day to find out more information on this breaking news story.
