The image above is the front cover of something called "Oklahomas College Crowd." For those who have never seen or read it, it appears to be Oklahoma's (note the correct apostrophe use) first ever magazine to be published exclusively for douche bags by douche bags.
Other than a few pictures of hot chicks, the magazine totally blows. It's almost like some rich ex-frat boy got some of his dad's money and decided he'd create a magazine to impress his rich ex-frat boy friends. Just check out their "Dating 101" article. It has no byline, so we'll just assume it's written by Jack McBride (who happens to be the magazine's publisher). Here it is...verbatim: