According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's office, the house pictured above goes up for a foreclosure sale on October 2nd. Why is that relevant? Because it belongs to John Paul Merritt.
If you remember correctly, John Paul was named "Worst Douche Bag to be Seen with in Public" in our recent "Worst of OKC" competition. At the time, here's what we said about John Paul:
Watching The Bachelorette has you teetering on edge of douche baggery, but appearing on it and finishing second? That puts in you in douche bag lore. But that's not the worst part. Not only does John Paul or JP or whatever his name is list his occupation as an "entrepreneur" on his not-yet-private MySpace Page, but the dude also owns Cafe Nova. Dear god, that pretty much makes him King of Douche Bags.
Hmmn. I guess we should have known something was up with John Paul. In the past, when we've linked to local "celebs" MySpace pages (ranging from journalists to porn stars), the victims simply turned their pages to private and moved along with their day. Not John Paul. He went crazy and deleted his entire MySpace account.
Anyway, you have to think a bunch of douche bags are raiding their parents trust funds to purchase this place. I bet the closets are even specially designed to fit the newest line of Affliction T-Shirts and ghey sunglasses. Dave Morris and Falcon Five-O probably sold all their instruments just to get enough to cover the 10% down payment.
