Who the hell is Lee Symcox? No. He's not an adult film star, he's the CEO of First Fidelity Bank. Who the hell is First Fidelity Bank? They are the first official advertiser on The Lost Ogle. Why are we posting a Q & A with this bank's CEO? Because we are filthy brownnosers looking to get filthy filthy rich.
Seriously, we can be bought. Easily. All you have to do is just advertise on our site and we'll totally kiss your ass just like The Oklahoman, Sports Animal, and just about any other local media conglomerate does. We'll even bring Cardboard Jim by and let you take a picture with him. We'll also let you play checkers with Clark Matthews. Who could turn that down, right?