Braum's This is a toss-up. You might run into Lauren Richardson, or you may find a slow, rude chick in an apron and hat picking her nose. Now, if the girls at Braum's were smart enough to get your order right, you may be able to forgive their less than stellar hotness.
Oklahoma State Fair If fat women in tube tops, short shorts, and fanny packs eating funnel cakes and corn dogs is what turns you on, the State Fair just might be your heaven. But who knows, you just may find someone to ride the tilt-a-whirl with.
Red Dog Cafe It was rumored that back in 1995 that The Red Dog employed a hot chick. According to Clark Matthews, there hasn't been one working there since...
South Oklahoma City Science has proven that there is a 62% chance that women who venture into South Oklahoma City gain 20 pounds, develop an overbite, and lose at least a cup size. There is also that street called Robinson, which the Google street picture above seems to show, is filled with not-so-hot chicks.