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Worst of OKC: Worst Place to Meet Hot Chicks

8:00 PM EDT on July 22, 2008

As we chronicled in the month of May, Oklahoma is home to many, many hot chicks. However, for every Honeybee Talor, Sunni Kate Galloway, and girl in the yellow/green dress (above), there are also many not-so-hot chicks. We have compiled the places we think are the worst for meeting hot chicks. Check them out and vote.

Braum's
This is a toss-up. You might run into Lauren Richardson, or you may find a slow, rude chick in an apron and hat picking her nose. Now, if the girls at Braum's were smart enough to get your order right, you may be able to forgive their less than stellar hotness.

Café Nova
Sure, Nova has it's fair share of hot chicks, but it's a bad place to meet them because it's also filled with Heritage Hall trust fund douche bags. Seriously, I think you have to pay $10 just to ogle (pun! HaHa!) the chicks at Café Nova.

Oklahoma State Fair
If fat women in tube tops, short shorts, and fanny packs eating funnel cakes and corn dogs is what turns you on, the State Fair just might be your heaven. But who knows, you just may find someone to ride the tilt-a-whirl with.

Red Dog Cafe
It was rumored that back in 1995 that The Red Dog employed a hot chick. According to Clark Matthews, there hasn't been one working there since...

South Oklahoma City
Science has proven that there is a 62% chance that women who venture into South Oklahoma City gain 20 pounds, develop an overbite, and lose at least a cup size. There is also that street called Robinson, which the Google street picture above seems to show, is filled with not-so-hot chicks.

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