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Yeah"¦about that Brent Rinehart comic book (pdf). From NewsOK:

The "liberal good ol' boys," gays and Satan are doing everything they can to get Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart out of office, a comic book prepared by his re-election campaign claims...

The 16-page comic book makes fun of homosexuals and criticizes Rinehart's political opponents. It features a man and woman admiring Rinehart's often-controversial political career.

When I read the initial story about the comic book on, I wondered if we should even write about it. I wanted to wait and see the actually work of art. I finally did and...

Holy F*cking Sh*t!

Are you kidding me? There is literally nothing in the world we can add to this news item to make it any better. We should probably just say nothing and move on, but that would probably be like watching a video of Jessica Schambach, Amy McRee and Maggie Carlo showering together and not...nevermind.

Some of our thoughts are after the jump:

Don't you just hate it when you're walking down the street and pack of gay men dressed as Julius Caesar, Peter Pan and Hellboy attack you and ask you to join Boy Scouts. If elected, hopefully Brent Rinehart will put an end to that.

"¢ In the comic book, Rinehart invents the words pedaphiles and pedifile's. My WordPress spell check tells me that "pedaphiles" should be pedophile, but that we have many options for pedifile's . Options like Castile's, millepede's, Gentile's, camomile's and chile's. Something makes me think he meant millepede's. Millepede's love gay scout leaders.

"¢ Brent is such a wacko that even The Oklahoman wrote a pretty good editorial disproving of him. I never thought that I would write a sentence with the proper noun "The Oklahoman" and phrase "pretty good editorial."

"¢ Are we sure Rinehart is anti-homosexual, because that Gladiator thing may be the gheyest thing we've see since we took Cardboard Jim to the Pride Festival.

"¢ Brent is pretty popular. Check out what some of his "peers" have to say about him in The Oklahoman:

It's typical Brent Rinehart subterfuge to distract from his bad job performance and likely criminal misdeeds."
~ Corporation Commissioner Jim Roth"

A drowning man tends to thrash about. Nothing Rinehart says is worthy of comment or rebuttal."
~ Attorney General Drew Edmondson

"I've really encouraged him on more than one occasion to get professional help. He really needs it."
~ County Assessor Leonard Sullivan

"A stand up, classy guy! We wish him the best"
~ State Rep Sally Kern* (Republican)

(*Yeah. That's fake.)

"¢ We are all curious as to how Brent Rinehart knows so much about Clark Matthews days as a frat boy at OSU. Maybe he'll write an entire comic book about it.

On second thought, maybe not.

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