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Merry 4th of July…

On holiday weekends the Internet becomes a ghost town, just like "Cheeseburger in Paradise" does on a Saturday Night when Dave Morris (on the right) is playing the keyboards. From a reader submitted email:

Sorry about the bad picture, but the place was empty and I didn't want to seem to obvious. My girl and I went to Cheeseburger and Paradise a few weeks ago and Dave Morris was playing the keyboards. I know you give the guy a hard time, and now I see that he gets what he deserves. He and his buddy butchered a bunch of cover songs from bands like Tom Petty and Coldplay. I don't think Dave sang anything, but trust me, the songs were terrible.

For a guy with a hot girlfriend/fiancee, Dave Morris is getting pretty good about making popular restaurants seem depressing as hell. First he and Angie made McNellie's seem like a morgue, and now he and his sidekick are playing before a empty chairs at the once popular Cheeseburger in Paradise.

Seriously, if I was a restaurant owner and saw Dave Morris pull into the parking lot, I'd nail the door shut and hire Terri Watkins to pretend she was doing some sort of investigative report on food contamination. If that didn't keep him out I'd bring out Craig Humphreys to read USA Today columns over the PA system. That would hopefully work.

Anyway, to all Lost Ogle readers, sorry about the Dave Morris overload, and have a safe and happy 4th of July weekend. And to all Dave Morris fans who are about to send me an email, you have a great weekend, too.

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