If you are willing to traverse the labyrinth that is NewsOK.com, it is amazing what you will find. In this case, it was a cause for me to become fired up about.
You see, in one of the deep, dark corners of The Dark Tower's website is a section called "Elephant Nation" which I clicked on thinking it would lead me to the editorial page. Instead it was about actual long nosed mammals (not Lance Cargill). What I learned there is that the Oklahoma City Zoo recently transported their elephants, Asha and Chandra, to the Tulsa Zoo. As the father of a child who loves the elephants at the OKC Zoo, I am appalled.