On Memorial Day, I published a post illustrating how understanding and caring my beautiful wife of seven years can be in the form of a video she gave me of two turtles humping. (If you actually read the post, it's about as romantic as it sounds.) While she appreciated the sentiment, she wanted to clear a few things up for our readers. After the jump, see inside the mind of a person who would marry a Lost Ogle.
So I feel like I should explain myself...