Come See the Oklahoma City Zoo

People are always asking us: "All three of you are dashingly handsome, witty, and smart. So, why is Clark the only one who is married?"

That's a good question with a simple answer. Only I have found a woman who not only fails to get upset when I abandon her on a Saturday afternoon to go play golf with a bunch of dudes, but during that time takes our kid to the Zoo and comes back with this video for me:

Yep, she's a keeper.