A couple of months ago, we begged our readers to come up with some captions for this picture of Jason White and KISS FM morning jock Ron Williams doing stuff with pool sticks. Here's what we said:
Whoever writes the best, most funny one-lined caption for the picture above wins their choice of one of the following things:
"¢ A limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt
"¢ A limited edition date with Blythe
"¢ Lunch with Clark Matthews
First of all, it should be pointed out that apparently Blythe has a boyfriend and Clark Matthews no longer eats lunch, so it looks like our winner will have to live with a FREE limited edition Lost Ogle T-Shirt and possibly an autographed copy of a recent Gazette. Amazing, huh.
Anyway, we went and selected five of the better "entries" and figured we would let our readers determine which is the best caption. View and vote after the jump.
- Caption 1: "Here's some too tough trivia for ya!" (Submitted by Lex)
- Caption 2: "Ron, I'm Jason, not Jack"¦" (Submitted by Paul)
- Caption 3: Jason White explaining what happened in both the Sugar Bowl and the Orange Bowl. (Submitted by Chris)
- Caption 4: Surprisingly, Jason felt nothing. (Submitted by Grendel)
- Caption 5: I wish I could tell you that Jason fought the good fight, and the brotha let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - pool hall life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Jason would show up with fresh bruises. The brotha kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight "˜em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Jason - that was his routine. I do believe those first few years after winning the Heisman were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, the pool hall would have got the best of him. (This one was submitted by Port-O-Potty Picasso. It may be the funniest one, but it didn't meet our one line criteria, therefore it is ineligible.)
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