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Wanted: Chubby Johnson

From tonight's 6:00 pm broadcast at KOCO Channel 5. Please watch:

There's a little part of me that hopes Mr. Johnson is never caught, and that he goes on a notorious crime spree across the metro, burglarizing the lavish homes of local Gallardia residents, and causing old women to scream "My Jewels!" That would be awesome...just imagine how cool our nightly news would become and the the headlines that would appear in the Oklahoman when the OKCPD creates a special task force to track down the thief!

Anyway, if you have any info on Mr. Johnson's wherabouts, please call crime stoppers...or any Metro Christie's Toy box.

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