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Meet Oklahoma’s most famous straight and celibate musician…

3:01 PM EDT on March 16, 2008

Last week, we linked to a post at claiming that Jessie Kern, the son of homophobic State Rep Sally Kern, was gay. In an interview with the Tulsa World on Friday, Jesse decisively put those gay rumors to rest by stating he is "Straight and not gay." To help support that statement, he also stated that he is celibate, a music teacher, and the director of the School of Metaphysics in Des Moines, Iowa.

Yep, that's right. Sally Kern's son is not a homosexual. He's just your regular old celibate music teacher who happens to be fascinated with metaphysics. It wasn't mentioned in the interview, but I would probably bet that Jesse also likes the B-52s and Mint Milanos. I say that because even though he claims to be straight, he still seems pretty ghey to me.

Anyway, unless Sally Kern resigns or some sex tape of her is released on the internet, this will hopefully be the last post regarding her, her son or her daughter-in-law. Also, we hope the "entirely factual" news mentioned above appeases Mike McCarville, who scolded us last Wednesday for posting the Perez Hilton stuff. Mike is a former KTOK radio host and a veteran right wing Oklahoma political reporter who has an easy to remember blog called He's also friends with Wes Lane. Scary.

Update: Mike McCarville has scolded us a second time!  He even called us an "obscure local social blog."  Awesome!!! 

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