Last week, we linked to a post at PerezHilton.com claiming that Jessie Kern, the son of homophobic State Rep Sally Kern, was gay. In an interview with the Tulsa World on Friday, Jesse decisively put those gay rumors to rest by stating he is "Straight and not gay." To help support that statement, he also stated that he is celibate, a music teacher, and the director of the School of Metaphysics in Des Moines, Iowa.
Yep, that's right. Sally Kern's son is not a homosexual. He's just your regular old celibate music teacher who happens to be fascinated with metaphysics. It wasn't mentioned in the interview, but I would probably bet that Jesse also likes the B-52s and Mint Milanos. I say that because even though he claims to be straight, he still seems pretty ghey to me.