So, today is Valentine's Day. Thank god I've come down with the flu. That means I now have the best excuse ever to not go out with the dozens of Lost Ogle groupies who were begging for me to be their Valentine. Instead I get to stay at home by myself and smear that weird anti-vomiting stuff on my wrists and just fall asleep.
Anyway, after that great visual, I'll segue to the following email we received at The Lost Ogle mailbag: