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Lance Cargill eats puppies…

8:23 PM EST on January 28, 2008

Don't let that nice picture fool you! Lost Ogle sources have confirmed that Oklahoma House Speaker (and Idea List Maker ) Lance Cargill eats puppies in his spare time, and when nobody is looking, dumps their carcasses near some abandoned warehouse in Southeast Oklahoma City!

Actually, to be perfectly honest, our "sources" really haven't really confirmed this story at all. It's just something that we made up because the Daily Oklahoman published a "not so good" article regarding Cargill this past weekend. Here is the first sentence of the article: