It's been about a month since we've last had a good power poll. Since that's quite a layoff, we figured we needed to write one that people would really enjoy. And we think we found it with our "20 Hottest Women in the Oklahoma City Media" rankings.
Here is how the poll worked. The three of us ranked our own top 10 hottest girls. We then got some Top 10 lists from some friends. After that, we then put all the rankings in a spreadsheet and had Clark Matthews run some exotic formulas to determine the Top 20. Pretty fun, huh?
On that note, we would like to thank the people who helped us compile this list. They were:
"¢ a local politicians son "¢ Patrick's perverted roommate who knows Running Girl "¢ a girl who works at MidFirst Bank "¢ a PR professional from a big university "¢ a PR professional from a local business in downtown "¢ a local religious weatherman (this may be a joke)
And a little FYI: three of our helpers were female. Yes. The Lost Ogle's have chicks telling us who they think are the hot chicks in the news media. Yes. We are slowly on our way to becoming the Hinder of the Oklahoma City web scene.
Anyway, if you got this far, go ahead and do yourself a favor and check out the first half of Top 20 Hottest Women in the OKC News Media after the jump. You deserve it.
What she does: 5pm Weekday Anchor, Consumer Watch Reporter
Why she should be higher: Does something similar to what Brad Edwards did, and let's face it: Brad Edwards kicked ass!
Why she should be lower: Always the possibility that she might investigate us. We haven't plagiarized anything for this site. Really. We swear. No, our fingers are not crossed. Get that f*cking camera out of our faces!
Why she should be higher: Not just a pretty face, like that Kelly Ogle. She's written a book. We also like to write! It's fate! Plus, she has a MILF factor going on.
Why she should be lower: Damn. Turns out she's a MILF married to Tyler Suitors. Off the market.
Why she should be higher: Watch Ali dance at the end of this YouTube Video. This is why.
Why she should be lower: Ali graduated Cum Laude from the Newhouse School of Communications at Syracuse University. According to Clark Matthews, girls who graduate Cum Laude are prudes. We don't like prude hot chicks.
Why she should be higher: Courtney seems obsessed with her Delta Gamma sorority. That's kind of cool. We like sorority girls. In fact, we are now looking for 10 young nubile sorority girls to be our spring semester interns. To apply, email thelostogle at gmail.com.
Why she should be lower: Judging from her picture above, Courtney really seems to like gifts. That can get expensive.
Why she should be higher: According to Tony, Tierney looks hot every morning on the KOCO morning show. That's saying something, because most women do not look hot every morning.
Why she should be lower: According to Patrick, who in the world watches the KOCO morning show when there is the KOKH Fox 25 Morning show.
Why she should be higher: She has a Cindy Crawford mole and according to her bio she doesn't like corn from her home state of Iowa. That's an odd trivial fact that makes her oddly more attractive.
Why she should be lower: She works for KSBI, which almost disqualifies her as being a member of the local media.
Why she should be higher: Kate has a real innocent and sweet look to her, which we kind of like. But her KOCO bio says she likes to "explore new places, fish and bike" with her husband. According to Clark Matthews, that means she likes to engage in wild outdoor picnic sex. According to Tony, when you combine that wild side with the sweet and innocent look, it makes Kate even hotter.
Why she should be lower: Poison Ivy and Fire Ants.
So there you have it, 11-20. Check us out next Monday to see 1-10. I wonder who the rest will be.
p.s.- try your best to be relatively nice (yet still funny) in the comments section. Gulp. Please...
